that's right folks, sarah is working at the beach again. instead of using the same swimsuit every year, thus saving us and them money, we have a new suit.
no, that's not the suit that i got. that's only the suit that i WISH that i got. instead, i get to wear this beauty:
except that mine is blue with green flowers. and that's not really that much of an improvement. the upside is, this year i got the right size so i won't feel like my shoulders are being squeezed downwards and always having to deal with wedgies without going down the speed slide.
Blech. Why don't they just get normal red "lifeguard" swimsuits?
ReplyDeletei do not know. that would make the whole process a bit easier.
ReplyDeletei would also like to take this opportunity to point out that the suit does not look so nice on me. first of all, it's ugly colors. plus i do not have such a nice waist. or maybe it's just i have a small chest. anyway, it's a Really Ugly Swimsuit.
I really like the top suit, but the bottom one is definitely a Really Ugly Swimsuit. I'm sorry that you have to wear it.
ReplyDeletewhat do you expect from a place in IOWA that calls itself the BEACH.
ReplyDeletejust kidding. it is not that terrible...i mean...at least it's not a bikini, right?
oh thank god for small miracles. i believe the year before i started there, which would have been two years ago, they had two piece suits. what horror, especially since some of the girls are not tiny people.
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