Sunday, December 21, 2003

woe is me

i can't believe that laura now likes country music. i feel somewhat betrayed, but mostly i feel that, if she plays country music in our room, someone will get seriously hurt.



today i woke up with more than a minor headache. throughout church, it worsened to chills. i had visions of me becoming deathly ill, and missing my trip because i have to be hospitalized.



(also, since last night, i have been having visions of my luggage being the wrong size, my carryon too heavy, and me bringing something prohibited. not to mention someone stealing my clothes-not that in reality anyone would want to.)



clearly, i'm being paranoid. nobody will steal my clothes, my luggage will all be fine. and what must have just been a mild fever has already broken before charmed is even on.



(...and it is a rerun! oh, woe is me!)



2 comments:

  1. i think all your troubles and ills stem from laura's country music post.

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  2. Are you saying your headache, paranoia, etc result from my enthusiasm over some pretty hilarious lyrics? If you guys can't giggle over a song in which fishing wins over sex....you have some serious issues.
    Besides, I'm pretty sure the girls on our floor who like to play country music at top volume in the bathroom at 7 in the morning will squelch any lingering enjoyment of the genre.

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